Wo ist das Meer?

my old boss and my new boss (different companies) sitting the whole morning in the same room in “private meeting”

a girl parking her car so closed to my garage door that i can’t drive out, sending “excuse me sms” after i pointed on this fact and not moving the car?

a jealous wife sending me bitter sms after having read a work related mail i wrote to her man, an ex colleague

So i just say: