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A conspiration

So my day went as i planned: very nice lunch, very nice spa and problems with the train. It was snowstrom as i arrived in Södertälje after crashing with an elch. Big doubt here, i, even if i am not a elchcollision expert, did not feel any chock plus they told us they washed the train in Strängnäs but the stop there was not longer as usual. What did stopp us was railproblems before Läggesta. Ah well, why should i complain? i arrived at destination with only 20 minutes delay (for 40 of travel).

Tonight, it was a “dead train” blocking the station in Södertälje. Yes, a dead train. That’s how they described it when i asked how our train would park to the same plattform . I tried to figure out if the dead train would be up or under our train, but did not come to something clever, so i asked. And the guy replied that the train was dead. How does a dead train look? Very sad: no lights and the people inside are moving really slowly (no idea if it was because they were all slowly dying too or if it was cold as hell inside since the train was dead). Maybe it was the new american blockbuster, oh wait, maybe it was the next swedish blockbuster! After Millenium, a big production about trains that die. Oh no! I should have look better and try to catch Noomie Rapaces signature! Shit, i missed my day!

Otherwise, we had a very sympathetic day in Södertälje. We began with lesting our stomachs and then, went to Sydpoolen and swam. I was pretty happy because for once, there is one sport in which i am much better than my friend who was with me. He uses to kick me at every sport but not at swimming! But after like 500m, i grew pretty tired of this so we went up to the relax department. It was a redday today after all.

It was an OK but not super OK relax. For the first, my friend had to violate the women’s sauna in order to talk to me while bathing sauna. I mean, everyone did have bathclothes on, so it was not very special or so, but kind of annoying to go around, ask everyone if this is ok and then bath sauna. If we all would have been colleagues, on a firma party after the dinner, no one would have cared if guys were bathing with girls and so, and i can tell that no one would have noticed if someone forgot the bathclothes btw. Ah well, it was a way to early in the day to chock, so we asked properly.

The parfume from the bubble pool was a little confusing. I needed long minutes to come what it reminded me to: a wet cow. Did you ever smell a wet cow? It is a little less smelling than a wet dog but much more poo-smelling than a wet cat.

Another thing i learned today. This is a very good trick if you want your friends to call you or write you texts. You may change your phone number and then bombard them with text “hello, me got a new number, abuse!” I think it was the first time my whole life i got that my answers. Not even my happy new year texts got answered as quickly. But be really carefull to have a card that allow a lot of sms, it may cost you a lot else. This is not like everyone i sent the text to answered so you have to count with some loss there. But it works pretty good, if you want to feel some attention, change your phonenumber! Don’t be angry at me my friends who replied and read this infame blog, i like you though!! Your texts make me happy, whatever it is written in them!!!

Ok, now in the style “oh and now i will do that and that but this is insignificant and i may get a new phone number again next week”, i will sit my down for some puzzling and then, go to bed!